My post office sells Frank Sinatra Bubble Mailers. I don’t know what to say about this, except that I feel the need to say it a few more times.
Frank Sinatra Bubble Mailer.
Frank Sinatra Bubble Mailer.
I didn’t cut and paste, either. I typed it out from scratch each time. Try it, you’ll see…

You live in a special place. And have talented fingers.
$1.89 to send the Chairman to that special someone…
Well worth it my friend, well worth it.
I’m a little jealous I’ve never been send a Frank Sinatra Bubble Mailer… oooh yes, I see it is nice to type
And Ol’ Blue Eyes, still gets around.